The voice of Politician Double is provided by Kaiji Tang.
- Your sins have no absolution!
- Only one thing more certain than taxes, death!
- Ain't no party like a grand old party!
- This is what we call "intense interrogation"!
- A vote for me is a vote for freedom!
- I fight for this great nation!
- Time to begin the smear campaign!
- Vote for me... when you're old enough. (vs. Filia)
- That certainly isn't concealed carry! (vs. Cerebella)
- If elected, I'll build more orphanages! (vs. Peacock)
- Thank you for your family's donation to my campaign! (vs. Parasoul)
- Unlike my opponent here, I endorse pun control! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
- You can't treat people! That's outrageous! (vs Valentine)
- It's a two party system! You'll have to vote for one of us. (vs Double)
- If you can't pay taxes, you're better off dead! (vs Squigly)
- You're a disgrace to the force! (vs Big Band)
- You don't look like you need to be on Medicare. (vs Eliza)
- It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Chair! (vs Beowulf)
- I support clone suffrage! (vs Fukua)
- You're stealing jobs from regular catgirls! (vs. Robo-Fortune)
- Apple pie! (s.MP)
- Free market! (s.HK)
- Privatize! (s.HP)
- Cross the aisle! (s.HP)
- Left wing! (j.HP)
- Right wing! (j.HK)
- Never forget! (j.HK)
- Red state! (j.MK)
- Blue state! (j.MK)
- Entitlement! (Hornet Bomber L)
- It's my right! (Hornet Bomber M)
- Full employment! (Hornet Bomber M)
- It's my freedom! (Hornet Bomber H)
- Zero tolerance! (Hornet Bomber H)
- Second amendment! (Luger Replica L)
- Open carry! (Luger Replica M)
- Control this! (Luger Replica H)
- Bear arms! (Luger Replica L/M/H)
- Landslide! (Cilia Slide)
- Loose Land! (Cilia Slide)
- Slippery Slope! (Cilia Slide)
- Tea party! (Item Crash L)
- I protest! (Item Crash L)
- Black gold! (Item Crash M)
- Big oil! (Item Crash M)
- 'Merica made! (Item Crash H)
- Durable goods! (Item Crash H)
- Republican caaaar! (Bandwagon Rushdown)
- Reckless endangerment! (Bandwagon Rushdown)
- United we stand! (Catellite Lives)
- Right to assemble! (Cattelite Lives)
- Military spendin'! (Nightmare Legion startup)
- Not in my country! (Nightmare Legion startup)
- 'MERICA! (Nightmare Legion end)
- Hyper inflation! (Megalith Array)
- Mount Rushmore! (Megalith Array)
- Shoot the core! (during Megalith Array)
- Shut up! Cut the mic! (Burst)
- Unilateral! (Grab)
- Come on, Dear! (Grab)
- Swing state! (Air grab)
- My airspace! (Air grab)
- Get a job! (False Intentions [Taunt])
- Bleedin' hearts! (False Intensions [Taunt])
- Term limit! (Tagging out)
- Vote for me! (Tagging out)
- No comment! (Tagging out)
- Filia (Tagging out with Filia)
- Filibuster! (Tagging out with Filia)
- Cerebella! (Tagging out with Cerebella)
- Arms race! (Tagging out with Cerebella)
- Peacock! (Tagging out with Peacock)
- Parasoul! (Tagging out with Parasoul)
- Ms. Fortune! (Tagging out with Ms. Fortune)
- Painwheel! (Tagging out with Painwheel)
- Valentine! (Tagging out with Valentine)
- QUACK! (Tagging out with Valentine)
- Squigly! (Tagging out with Squigly)
- Big Band! (Tagging out with Big Band)
- Serve and protect... ME! (Tagging out with Big Band)
- Eliza! (Tagging out with Eliza)
- Beowulf! (Tagging out with Beowulf)
- Robo-Fortune! (Tagging out with Robo-Fortune)
- Shock and awe! (Tagging out with Robo-Fortune)
- Fukua! (Tagging out with Fukua)
- Four more years! (Tagging in)
- We doing it live! (Tagging in)
- Your tax dollars at work! (Tagging in)
- Your term is up! (Outtake)
- Impeachment! (Outtake)
- You'll never work in this town again!
- These colors don't run!
- There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat... a better offense.
- Stay in school! (vs. Filia)
- Cocktails are no better than the scum they serve! (vs. Cerebella)
- Get back to me when you're military aged. (vs. Peacock)
- Injured veterans have earned or tax dollars (vs. Parasoul)
- Help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
- Your life was fair and balanced! (vs. Painwheel)
- I did not have pugilistic relations with that woman. (vs. Valentine)
- Fool me twice... uh, won't get fooled again! (vs. Double)
- Rich people truly never die! (vs. Squigly)
- I am above the law! (vs. Big Band)
- I've been looking for a new head of security! (vs. Beowulf)
- This is why I always buy American! (vs. Robo-Fortune)
- Great Skullgirl or greatest Skullgirl? (vs. Marie)
- Lost the votes!
- My constituents!
- RE... COUNT!
- NEXT YEAR!!
- My opponent ran a great campaign!
- My slush fund!
- Public school brat! (vs Filia)
- Malpractice! (vs Valentine)
- Nuts to bolts! (vs Robo-Fortune)
- The line "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Chair!" is referencing the quote "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." used by conservative Christians to oppose homosexuality.
- The line "Bleedin' hearts!" refers to the term "bleeding heart" to describe someone who is considered to be excessively sympathetic for another person, or to be too liberal with their political beliefs.
- The quote "I support clone suffrage!" references the Clone Suffrage Movement card from Android Netrunner.
- Double's winning quote against Valentine references an infamous Bill Clinton quote, where he addresses a sex scandal made against him.
|Filia • Cerebella • Peacock • Parasoul • Ms. Fortune • Painwheel • Valentine • Double|
Squigly • Big Band • Fukua • Eliza • Beowulf • Robo-Fortune • Annie
|Announcer • Marie|
|Anime Peacock • Salty Parasoul • Valley Girl Painwheel • Politician Double • Saxploitation Big Band|
|Real Soviet Announcer • Female Announcer • Dazed Announcer|
|Skullgirls voice cast|