Good Granny Black Dahlia quotes

Skullgirls - Alternative Black Dahlia voice lines (Good Granny) & SFX

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This should be entertaining.

Pre-round Introduction

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No one escapes Black Dahlia!... unless they ask very nicely. Heh!
You thought you could escape?! You can!
Challenging ME? Oh, my stars!
Leaving so soon? Not before you've had your vegetables!
Nowhere left to run!... It's hard on my hips at my age!
Go easy on little old me!
Oh, dear. I'm late!
Hello, dearie. ❤ Care for a hard candy?
Give me a nice smile, dearie!
Bring some cookies on your way back, girls!
You wouldn't hurt an old lady...?!
You've got a lot of gumption!
Marcus's daughter?! I got you a new puppy! (vs. Filia)
Good help is so hard to find these days. (vs. Fukua)
Let's see if you've learned how to sew properly! (vs. Cerebella)
Cartoons these days are soooo violent! (vs. Peacock)
What a proper dear you are! Care for some tea? (vs. Parasoul)
Here, kitty-kitty! Granny has tuna for you! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
Speak properly! How unladylike! (vs. Painwheel)
I don't need a doctor! (vs Valentine)
Look at you!... I wish my eyesight was worse. (vs. Double)
I baked you a birthday cake! (vs. Squigly)
Am I under arrest... officer...? (vs. Big Band
Let me in on your beauty regimen! (vs. Eliza)
HELP! This man must be a purse-snatcher! (vs. Beowulf)
Heeeere, robo-kittyyyy~! 🎵 You want a can of... (Stammers) robo-tuna?? (Vs. Robo-Fortune)
Aren't you cute? ❤ (vs. Annie)
Oh, dearie! Your dog looks hungry! (vs. Umbrella)
Oh, DEARIE... you'll calm down after a spot of tea! (vs. Black Dahlia)
Goodness! Who is this AWFUL murderer?! (vs. Black Dahlia)
(Wolf whistle) Nice gams, girlie! Did you make that doily yourself? (vs. Black Dahlia)

Combat

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Switching/Tagging

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Recovery

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Win

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Oooooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
I love the young people!
Young people are so energetic!
Just in time for afternoon tea!
You haven't touched your cake!
Oh, dear, my hip is acting up!
Oww! My hip!
Oww, my back!
Why aren't you in school?! (vs. Filia)
Stop clowning around! (vs. Cerebella)
I brought your favorite season of Annie~! 🎵 (vs. Parasoul)
Would you like to watch some cartoons? (vs. Peacock)
Let's get a collar on you. (vs. Ms. Fortune)
You need a time-out! (vs. Painwheel)
Goodness. She was a bit inappropriate for me! (vs. Double)
Would you like a slice of birthday cake? (vs. Squigly)
What a handsome and sophisticated gentleman that was! (vs. Big Band)
Oh, Filia, dear! Did you change your hair? (vs. Fukua)
All this violence is too much for me! (vs. Eliza)
That will teach you to get handsy! (vs. Beowulf)
Don't make me get the spray bottle! (vs. Robo-Fortune)
Would you like some ice cream? (vs. Umbrella)
Oh, aren't you darling? Can I get an autograph? (vs. Annie)
Why, I NEVER. What a cruel and awful woman! (vs. Black Dahlia)

Loss

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MY BUTTERSCOOOOOOTCH...!!
Ohh, dearie me...
As long as you're happyyyy...
Respect your elders...! (vs. Filia)
I taught you better than thaaaat! (vs. Cerebella)
TV rots your braAaAiN... (vs. Peacock)
HEEEELP! It's the poliiiice! (vs. Parasoul)
Baaaad... kittyyyy! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
Don't put me in a hoooooome! (vs. Valentine)
But your birthday partyyyyy....! (vs. Squigly)
You gonna take me in?... Officerrrr?! (vs. Big Band)
Filia... WHYYY?! (vs. Fukua)
Good help really IS hard to find! (vs. Fukua)
Why I neverrrr....! (vs. Eliza)
Where's Benjamin when you need hiiiimm?! (vs. Beowulf)
Bad... robo-kittyyyyy... (vs. Robo-Fortune)
Who taught you language like thaaaat?! (vs. Annie)
Spoiled braaaat...! (vs. Umbrella)
What a bad, bad womannnn! (vs. Black Dahlia)
My stars! That's more than enough for me! Bingo night? (Time-out loss)

Allusions

• "I love the young people!" may be an allusion to The Bully, an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which an elderly man speaks the exact same quote.