Real Soviet Announcer Quotes

The voice of the Real Soviet Announcer is provided by Mike Zaimont.

This is an alternate voice packs available to use in place of the standard voice. These voice packs use different quotes and are provided by different voice actors. More alternate voice packs for the Announcer include:
 * Female Announcer
 * Drunk Commentator

Character Selected
Shkol'nitsa!lit. 'Schoolgirl' Akrobat!lit. 'Acrobat' Kapitan Pronin!lit. 'Captain Pronin' Tsaritsa!lit. 'Wife of Tsar' (Queen) Koshka!lit. 'Female cat' Similar sounding word to страшный Strashnyylit. 'Frightful' Medsestra! lit. 'Nurse' Borshch! Trup!lit: 'Corpse' Chelovek-orkestr!lit. 'One-man-band' Imitatsiya!lit. 'Imitation' Ubiytsa! lit. 'Killer' Kamrad Volk!lit. 'Comrade Wolf' lit. 'Robot!'
 * Школьница! (When player selects Filia)
 * Акробат! (when player selects Cerebella)
 * American cartoon! (when player selects Peacock)
 * Капитан Пронин! (when player selects Peacock) (occurs randomly)
 * Царица! (when player selects Parasoul)
 * Кошка! (When player selects Ms. Fortune)
 * Strashun! (When player selects Painwheel)
 * Медсестра! (When player selects Valentine)
 * Борщ! (When player selects Double)
 * Труп! (When player selects Squigly)
 * Человек-оркестр! (When player selects Big Band)
 * Имитация! (When player selects Fukua)
 * The other one! (When player selects Fukua) (occurs randomly)
 * Убийца! (When player selects Eliza)
 * Камрад Волк! (When player selects Beowulf)
 * Робот! (When player selects Robo-Fortune)
 * Marie! (when player selects Marie) (Unused)

Pre-round Introduction

 * Win, for Siberia is waiting!
 * Win gold, for Mother Russia!
 * Be strong, like ox!
 * There's no shame in losing!
 * Prepare for glorious battle!
 * Who will be the tzar tonight?!
 * Do not blink!
 * Do not fail me.
 * Ready for punching?!
 * There's much shame in losing!
 * Cheat to win!
 * Time to wrestle like bear!
 * AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!
 * Gentlemen and ladies, it's...
 * First! (Take 1)
 * Second! (Take 2)
 * After second! (Take 3)
 * Time to fight!
 * Break them!
 * Crush them!
 * GO!

Pause

 * Aww, keep going! We just at good part! (Paused)
 * Time out, like American Football? (Paused)
 * Wait! (Paused)
 * Hold on, pierogies here. (Paused)
 * Back to action! (Unpaused)
 * YES! (Unpaused)
 * 時よ止まれ. (Paused)
 * Toki yo tomare. lit. "Time, stop."
 * そして、時は動き出す. (Unpaused)
 * Soshite, toki wa ugokidasu. lit. "And now, time flows again."

Win

 * OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! (Most victories)
 * You're winner! (Most victories)
 * It's over. (Most victories)
 * Done! (Most victories)
 * EXCELLENT! (Hit on All Sixes!)
 * That was... not so good. (Barely!)

Loss

 * Yeeeees... let robot think it is superior.
 * Next time... is better, yes?
 * Come on, Kasparov!
 * You should play on Sleepwalk... maybe.
 * Both are worst! (Equally Mismatched!)
 * Hmmmmph! I bet EVERYTHING on you! (Equally Mismatched!)

Round end
Bol'shoy pobeda! lit. 'Great victory!'
 * Player One is best! (Player 1 victory)
 * Player Two is best! (Player 2 victory)
 * A winner is you! (Most victories)
 * Clap for sad loser! (Most victories)
 * We're done here! (Most victories)
 * Now, message from Propaganda minister! (Most victories)
 * You make country proud. (Hit on All Sixes!)
 * Is okay... I do better. (Hit on All Sixes!)
 * You're fighting MACHIIIIIIIIINE!! (Glorious!)
 * That's real Soviet damage! (Glorious!)
 * You get bronze. (Forgettable! or Barely!)
 * Are you crying?! THERE'S NO CRYING IN FIGHTING GAMES! (Forgettable! or Barely!)
 * ...is okay. You get them next time. (Forgettable! or Barely!)
 * Большой победа!

Trivia

 * "You should play on Sleepwalk... maybe." is still spoken even when the game's difficulty is actually set to Sleepwalk.

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