Politician Double Quotes

The voice of Politician Double is provided by Kaiji Tang.

Being Selected

 * Your sins have no absolution!

Pre-Round Introduction

 * Only one thing more certain than taxes, death!
 * Ain't no party like a grand old party!
 * This is what we call "intense interrogation"!
 * A vote for me is a vote for freedom!
 * I fight for this great nation!
 * Time to begin the smear campaign!
 * Vote for me... when you're old enough. (vs. Filia)
 * That certainly isn't concealed carry! (vs. Cerebella)
 * If elected, I'll build more orphanages! (vs. Peacock)
 * Thank you for your family's donation to my campaign! (vs. Parasoul)
 * Unlike my opponent here, I endorse pun control! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
 * You can't treat people! That's outrageous! (vs Valentine)
 * It's a two party system! You'll have to vote for one of us. (vs Double)
 * If you can't pay taxes, you're better off dead! (vs Squigly)
 * You're a disgrace to the force! (vs Big Band)
 * You don't look like you need to be on Medicare. (vs Eliza)
 * It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Chair! (vs Beowulf)
 * I support clone suffrage! (vs Fukua)
 * You're stealing jobs from regular catgirls! (vs. Robo-Fortune)

Combat

 * Apple pie! (s.MP)
 * Free market! (s.HK)
 * Privatize! (s.HP)
 * Cross the aisle! (s.HP)
 * Left wing! (j.HP)
 * Right wing! (j.HK)
 * Never forget! (j.HK)
 * Red state! (j.MK)
 * Blue state! (j.MK)
 * Entitlement! (Hornet Bomber L)
 * It's my right! (Hornet Bomber M)
 * Full employment! (Hornet Bomber M)
 * It's my freedom! (Hornet Bomber H)
 * Zero tolerance! (Hornet Bomber H)
 * Second amendment! (Luger Replica L)
 * Open carry! (Luger Replica M)
 * Control this! (Luger Replica H)
 * Bear arms! (Luger Replica L/M/H)
 * Landslide! (Cilia Slide)
 * Loose Land! (Cilia Slide)
 * Slippery Slope! (Cilia Slide)
 * Tea party! (Item Crash L)
 * I protest! (Item Crash L)
 * Black gold! (Item Crash M)
 * Big oil! (Item Crash M)
 * 'Merica made! (Item Crash H)
 * Durable goods! (Item Crash H)
 * Republican caaaar! (Bandwagon Rushdown)
 * Reckless endangerment! (Bandwagon Rushdown)
 * United we stand! (Catellite Lives)
 * Right to assemble! (Cattelite Lives)
 * Military spendin'! (Nightmare Legion startup)
 * Not in my country! (Nightmare Legion startup)
 * 'MERICA! (Nightmare Legion end)
 * Hyper inflation! (Megalith Array)
 * Mount Rushmore! (Megalith Array)
 * Shoot the core! (during Megalith Array)
 * Shut up! Cut the mic! (Burst)


 * Unilateral! (Grab)
 * Come on, Dear! (Grab)
 * Swing state! (Air grab)
 * My airspace! (Air grab)


 * Get a job! (False Intentions [Taunt])
 * Bleedin' hearts! (False Intensions [Taunt])

Switching

 * Term limit! (Tagging out)
 * Vote for me! (Tagging out)
 * No comment! (Tagging out)
 * Filia (Tagging out with Filia)
 * Filibuster! (Tagging out with Filia)
 * Cerebella! (Tagging out with Cerebella)
 * Arms race! (Tagging out with Cerebella)
 * Peacock! (Tagging out with Peacock)
 * Parasoul! (Tagging out with Parasoul)
 * Ms. Fortune! (Tagging out with Ms. Fortune)
 * Painwheel! (Tagging out with Painwheel)
 * Valentine! (Tagging out with Valentine)
 * QUACK! (Tagging out with Valentine)
 * Squigly! (Tagging out with Squigly)
 * Big Band! (Tagging out with Big Band)
 * Serve and protect... ME! (Tagging out with Big Band)
 * Eliza! (Tagging out with Eliza)
 * Beowulf! (Tagging out with Beowulf)
 * Robo-Fortune! (Tagging out with Robo-Fortune)
 * Shock and awe! (Tagging out with Robo-Fortune)
 * Fukua! (Tagging out with Fukua)
 * Four more years! (Tagging in)
 * We doing it live! (Tagging in)
 * Your tax dollars at work! (Tagging in)
 * Your term is up! (Outtake)
 * Impeachment! (Outtake)

Win

 * You'll never work in this town again!
 * These colors don't run!
 * There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat... a better offense.
 * Stay in school! (vs. Filia)
 * Cocktails are no better than the scum they serve! (vs. Cerebella)
 * Get back to me when you're military aged. (vs. Peacock)
 * Injured veterans have earned or tax dollars (vs. Parasoul)
 * Help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
 * Your life was fair and balanced! (vs. Painwheel)
 * I did not have pugilistic relations with that woman. (vs. Valentine)
 * Fool me twice... uh, won't get fooled again! (vs. Double)
 * Rich people truly never die! (vs. Squigly)
 * I am above the law! (vs. Big Band)
 * I've been looking for a new head of security! (vs. Beowulf)
 * This is why I always buy American! (vs. Robo-Fortune)
 * Great Skullgirl or greatest Skullgirl? (vs. Marie)

Loss

 * Lost the votes!
 * My constituents!
 * RE... COUNT!
 * NEXT YEAR!!
 * DUUAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH!
 * My opponent ran a great campaign!
 * My slush fund!
 * Public school brat! (vs Filia)
 * Malpractice! (vs Valentine)
 * Nuts to bolts! (vs Robo-Fortune)